For the record, I don't believe one word of this, but the author gets points for creativity:
Is athlete's foot the same as genital herpes?
Date: 2009-11-17, 1:09PM
I got some kind of AF, at the gym, I suppose, and I CAN'T GET RID OF IT. Is it possible to get rid of this or do I have it for life? It's been a couple of years, at least, and I have tried the
sprays, always dry shoes and socks, etc.
I want a girlfriend and I can't get one in this condition. I thought I had a possibility with a girl from craigslist. She was going to spend the night at my house but seeing the bag must have changed her mind. It made sense to me, so I got ready for bed and put a plastic bag over the foot with the AF; taped it up around my ankle. I was only thinking of her and didn't want any unprotected, toe to toe contact. I figured, better safe than sorry. When I finished my shower and walked in the bathroom with one bare foot and one bagged foot, she looked at me and asked what I was doing. I explained and she seemed cool with it, said she needed to go to the bathroom, and the next thing I heard was a loud noise. I got out of bed to see what caused the noise and I discovered it was the slamming of the front door. When I opened it and looked outside, she was peeling out from her parking space in front of my house. Tires screaming, smoke filling the street, neighbors turning on their porch lights.
I would like to call her but I'm not sure what to say. I think she might think she made a mistake in being interested in me.
Are there any free AF clinics around? Maybe they can offer me some kind of help. Maybe a group of us with AF can get together and talk.
Or maybe I could find a female that already has AF? Tall, thin, around early forties, and, of course, with AF.
Original URL: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/rnr/1470482398.html
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