Your Love Is (Not) Better Than Ice Cream

If you REALLY want to bear his children, you could always settle for chocolate-vanilla swirl.

ice cream

Date: 2009-12-05, 10:13PM

you had a dog that was some kind of large rescue nervous dog but I pet him anyway and he really responded to me, and i of course have a small boutique pure bred. i held the freezer door for you and asked you directly with eye contact 'want some ice cream?' that one moonlit night at our local neighborhood corner store. you responded 'oh yeah!' with exuberance and a sparkle in your eye that gave me false hope and a quickening of my heart beat ; i saw our worlds collide, me undergoing hours of unnecessary labor to bring forth your beautiful bearded hipster children, and you living for the moments that you could lose yourself in the sensitivity and the guarded passion of my large innocent eyes; our gaze lingered for half of a half of a second and the universe held its breath as you reached for your.....
vanilla...
and i reached for my new york super fudge chunk.

it will never work.

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